I wore all black today. Black pants and a black shirt. During dinner with Hank and Sharon,
I said: Eh, I'm dressed like a cafe waitress.
Sharon: (looks at me)
Hank: (doesn't seem to notice it)
Me: (hang my head in shame)
Sharon: Waitress? why?
Hank: Waitress, eh? Waitress?
Well, not exactly Engrish, cause it was just a simple mistake. But whenever I make an English mistake, it sounds as if I really don't know how to speak English...